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What's the difference between meunstral blood and sand? You can't…

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jokes that would make your mother scold you!

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What's the difference between meunstral blood and sand?

You can't gargle sand.

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Two little girls were walking home from school, and one was being super mean all day. The other said,"I am really glad we didn't get any homework today."
The other said,"SHUT UP YOU BITCH!" and punched her arm!
"Ow, what the hell? You've been super mean all day, what's your problem?"
"Eh, I dunno. My mom's been on the rag."
"What? What difference does that make? How do YOU know?"
She said,"Because my brother's dick tastes like blood."
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